That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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