whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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