Whoa Z and x make the same sound
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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