HIV tests are more positive than that guy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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