In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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