jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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