so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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