just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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