Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
sex in a hospital.. check
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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