I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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