I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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