Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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