He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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