I'm drive I can fine osifer
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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