I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.