PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas