with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself