true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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