He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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