Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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