Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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