I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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