if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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