just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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