Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
