I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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