she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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