so explain again why im purple
no
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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