Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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