"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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