Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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