She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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