Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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