He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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