were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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