yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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