she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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