But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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