Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize