yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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