Heybabeimwearingurpanties
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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