Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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