I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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