omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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