I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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