you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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