there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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