I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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