Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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