There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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