and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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