Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
