You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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