Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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