This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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