He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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