are you still at the devil's house?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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