you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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