There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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